PubNight #301 (05/29/02) - 7:30pm at d.b.a.

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welcome
in light of my 32nd birthday, I have chosen d.b.a. for PubNight this week... we haven't been there since the last time I felt the need mix alcohol and antihistamines (PubNight #252 - just about a year ago)

since I haven't anything truly witty to say in this email, I've decided to transpose a recently declassified formerly secret PubNight document for your perusal:

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project: city harvest
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started: XX/XX/XX (sorry folks, this date is still classified)
status: project near completion
abstract: to create a New World PubNight Order through careful Breeding and
Drinking program (or drinking and breeding program... whatever...)


test subjects:


status of group 1:
while Group 1 was successful at procreation (sept 23, 2001 - 5:23am), we
have found the Group 1 offspring (codename OSCAR) as a questionable success
in pubnight terms... at the present time he continues to prefer milk over
scotch - we will continue to monitor his progress (re: the dring's had
better come to pubnight before the end of the year, or we're going to say
nasty things about you to Oscar when he's old enough to drink)


status of group 2:
Group 2 is progressing nicely - although still no offspring (codename
NIGEL) we expect NIGEL to pop out any day now... Reports from visiting
PubNight officials to the Group 2 test site reveal that a nursery (re: well
stocked bar) has been suitably prepared... the PubNight Triumvirate
anxiously awaits the next report concerning Group 2


status of group 3:
this is the control group - we just drink with them, and often...


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     be seeing you

                    -p, k, tk, g, v, j

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