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From the lack of interest in choosing a bar this week, you'd think there was a holiday on Thursday or something. Fear not; although we've been abandoned by the official selection committee, I'm not going anywhere and I could use a drink tomorrow, especially with Thursday off.
This week's bar comes to my attention via The Onion. For those of you who missed the whole .com humor wave, http://www.theonion.com/ has consistantly been one of the funniest sites on the web for years now. Not too long ago, a print version targeting the NYC area was introduced, available for free in green newspaper boxes scattered around the city. Supplementing the humor from the on-line edition are local ads, band information, and movie reviews.
Here are some totally wrong favorites Pub Night regulars suggested the last time the Onion came up:
"Developmentally Disabled Burger King Employee Only Competant Worker"
(Greg):
http://www.theonion.com/onion3702/burger_king_employee.html
"Heads Need To Be Cracked In!" (Barry):
http://www.theonion.com/onion3308/headscrackedin.html
"McDonald's Drops 'Hammurderer' Character From Advertising" (Mike):
http://www.theonion.com/onion3808/hammurderer.html
"Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated" (Petro):
http://www.theonion.com/onion3619/canadian_girlfriend.html
The Onion ad for McKenna's Pub, this week's destination, is simple, giving their name, address, and the slogan that reads something like "Good food. Better beer." It sounded like a place with their priorities straight.
Trying not to shoot my eye out with a bottle rocket again this year,
--greg & nobody else