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This PubNight is sponsored by the good people at Clorox. It's a little-known fact that Formula 409 was, in fact, named for Clorox's 409 varieties of degreaser. Also, if you turn the 409 bottle over and smack the number 409...well, you'll probably need some paper towels. Does Procter & Gamble get a kickback there?
(Yeah, I got nothin' this week. Now that I've been asked not to make further inappropriately lewd suggestions about PN regulars -- particularly this week's birthday celebrant, Joel Kollin, who I'm told will be "grateful" if you buy him drinks -- my muse has deserted me.)
We are headed this week to Second Nature, "a trendy East Village bar brimming with the tailored set." Rest assured, there's no sexist cover charge regardless of what the CitySearch page says. That said, don't try to get bottle service for yourself and sneak it onto the PN tab. We're watching you, so keep your noses clean. (Clean, with Formula 409! Ask for it by name!)
See you there!
-Mike, TK, Kris, Jay, Petro, Joel, and Rosie the waitress