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Updates from the triumvirate:
Jay is still kicking himself about having failed to make a pot reference in his epic e-mail for PN 4:20.
Kris: "Can we start drinking now?"
Petro was last spotted at a Barry Manilow concert, which I declined to attend as "too gay."
TK has been keeping her own counsel of late. Who knows what lies behind her enigmatic smile, what explains her sudden and unexplained absences? (My theory is that she nurtures a secret passion for "Wife Swap." Oh, you UPN.)
As for me, I have been drinking without pause since the beginning of October and plan to continue for at least two more weeks. Possibly as long as four years.
This week we're getting into some childhood regression with Brite Bar, whose big selling point is the presence of Lite Brite toys with free pegs and paper. You can make your very own illuminated picture of a puppy, or a rainbow, or the sack of Carthage, or the Last Supper, or that one crazy night at camp that lost you four purity test points.
See you there!
-Mike and the Triumvirate