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Good Morning -
This week we're celebrating Geo's b-day:
Oh yes, it is that time again. I am crawling out from beneath the rock where I have been hiding awaiting more temperate weather, looking from side to side, and returning into my hole for another few months. Apparently the story goes, upon leaving my hole on my birthday if I see my shadow I will get incredibly drunk and fall down on some tables, wreaking ten different kinds of havoc on the bar, its patrons and the staff. If I don't see my shadow I will get incredibly drunk, vomit and expose myself to the bars patrons and staff more than likely while singing, rather loudly, some 80's metal power ballad. Either way, I win. And you can too!
So why not come on out and join me in these birthday festivities and welcome me to the useless age of 31! If this were a massive multiplayer game I wouldn't even get a new power or ability! The bar I've chosen is called Snitch, which some of you may know was opened recently by owners Velvet Revolver bandmates Scott Weiland and Duff McKagan and Fuel vocalist Brett Scallions. There may be metal! There may be celebrities! There may just be me getting into a drunken fist fight with a vending machine! Come see if I win or lose!
With an email like above.... you gotta bring bail money!
See you there!
Geo, the triumvirate, and a potentially frightened vending machine