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[16:38] attendthetale: I'm in a really pissy mood. Joan is going to get the sh*ttiest birthday pn email ever.
[16:38] tktv90210: oh no
[16:38] tktv90210: she's sitting right next to me
[16:38] tktv90210: she says: "nooooooo!"
[16:39] tktv90210: she also says she loves you
[16:39] attendthetale: It won't help.
[16:39] attendthetale: Esp. since she told me not to talk about her bosoms, which is (are?) my A material. [ed.- Joan says they're actually C material]
[16:39] tktv90210: it's still true, she says
[16:40] tktv90210: she wasn't trying to kiss your ass or anything
[16:40] attendthetale: Heh.
[16:41] tktv90210: If you want, Joan and I could write it
[16:42] tktv90210: since we're here, together
[16:42] tktv90210: and Joan's computer just gave up the ghost
[16:42] attendthetale: So nothing productive is getting done over there anyway?Ê
[16:42] tktv90210: well, not by her
[16:42] tktv90210: and now she's hanging out with me
[16:42] tktv90210: so not by me either :)
[16:44] attendthetale: Heh. Only if you're inspired. I'm sure I can think of something.
[16:45] tktv90210: well, I don't know that we're inspired, per se
[16:45] tktv90210: but you struck fear into the heart of Joan
[16:45] tktv90210: she was hoping for a lovely email from the master writer, Mike Benedetto [ed.- I love that line]
[16:47] tktv90210: Also, Joan says that she checked in with the Raven two weeks ago, and they were installing fresh porn on the video game machines just for us
[16:47] tktv90210: perhaps new porn will be inspiring
[16:47] tktv90210:Ê some more material
[16:47] tktv90210: and she says that every time she goes to the raven, someone gets laid
[16:48] attendthetale: Mmm. Porn.
[16:48] tktv90210: I think she may have sex on the brain
[16:48] tktv90210: but she's hoping to inspire :)
[16:48] attendthetale: These details are inspiring.
[16:48] tktv90210: good good
[16:48] attendthetale: Not as inspiring as porn. But it helps.
[16:48] tktv90210: Joan also says that she's not allowed to drink tomorrow night, so everyone is going to have to drink for her
[16:49] tktv90210: 'cause she has an appt. with her doctor Thur. AM
[16:49] tktv90210: f*ckin' brilliant, Joan!
[16:49] attendthetale: Dude. Weak.
[16:49] attendthetale: My ex-roommate was on blood thinners and still made the effort to drink.
[16:50] tktv90210: ha!
[16:51] attendthetale: That shows a lack of commitment.
[16:51] tktv90210: she whines that it's not her fault
[16:51] tktv90210: she had to reschedule from the week she was in chicago
[16:52] attendthetale: And how did she arrive at this new date?
[16:52] tktv90210: it was the only one available
[16:52] tktv90210: she says
[16:52] tktv90210: which doesn't make sense to me
[16:52] tktv90210: 'cause she could have made it later
[16:53] attendthetale: Ayup. Tsk.
[16:53] tktv90210: anyway, perhaps you have more material with which to work
[16:53] tktv90210: for the PN email
[16:54] attendthetale: I think I'm going to be quoting this conversation, actually.
[16:54] attendthetale: Thanks for writing it with me!
[16:54] tktv90210: beautiful
[16:54] tktv90210: glad we could help
See you there!
-attendthetale, tktv90210, and chestylarue