PubNight #496 (3/22/06) - 7:30pm at Revival

Here's the skinny, boys and girls: we've got one left. This is the last PubNight we will have before Anniversary, when this thing will have been going on long enough to require two digits. And that's a big deal! Rumor has it that we will spontaneously be inspired to grow up and make something of our lives. Of course, being PubNight, that instinct will more likely be manifested through mass bra removalÊand the ingestion of various fried foods. Still, it's going to be the social event of the season, something you will tell your hypothetical grandchildren about, and a very close second to staying at home and watching Veronica Mars.

Next week. For PubNight's last gasp of prepubescence (ed.--eeyew), we're going to the E. Vill. for Revival, last seen in 1998 for PN #122. (I had just started grad school in Buffalo. Where were you?) I know nothing whatsoever about this place other than that pints are $4, making me at once utterly incompetent to talk about it and its greatest champion.

• Buckle Your Shoe: Revival
• Close The Door: 129 E. 15th St. (Irving Place)
• Grab Your Crucifix: 7:30pm
• Never Stay Up Late: http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/7090453/new_york_ny/revival.html
• Freddy's Back Again: King's Head Tavern, 222 E. 14th St. (2/3)
• ...something that rhymes with "elve"; damn this format: no food

Almost there, darlings. If you haven't started wringing out your livers, you're going to be in trouble.

-Mike and the Triumvirate past, present and future