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The NY Times asks, "Does Hogwarts have a drinking problem?"
Hagrid and Slughorn get stupified over a barrel of mead, mourning a monstrous spider who went into the light. Hermione gets a bit tipsy on butterbeer and sports a pearl necklace -- er, frothy moustache. She gets a bit handsy with the boys as they carry her back to the no-grownups-allowed bedroom. The story revolves around a bit of -- literally -- liquid luck that turns first Ron, then Harry, into the life of the party. Scene after scene portrays "alcohol as a coping mechanism."
So, what I'm trying to say is, come to Pubnight and get lit. All the wizards and witches are doing it.
Imbibus, Maximus!
The Drinkzengamot
Vineel, Rebecca, Jocelyn, and pay no attention to the women behind the curtains