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Good evening, Pub Night!
It's that time again, to head on down to Lucky Jack's in the Lower East Side to drink and watch the Olympics. You can't miss it; it's a PubNight tradition! When did it become tradition, you might ask. About four hours ago, when we realized we needed a bar, and a theme. And lo, we found the bar we last frequented during the Summer 2008 games. Good enough for me, and it'll be good enough for you!
It's not like we need an excuse to drink, and watch people who are more successful than any of us will ever be, and claim "I could totally do that." We are terrible people, and are ashamed of ourselves. Which is why we drink!
(Note: To avoid ANOTHER international incident, only claim that you could "totally do that" if Stephen Colbert has tried it and not puked in the process. Or if you've had at least four drinks.)
Remember, you won't have another chance at this exciting offer for another..*counts on fingers*...*switches hands*...*removes socks*...29 months! You don't want to miss this. Offer while supplies last.
- Jocelyn, Rebecca and Vineel, who all think that curling looks like the easiest sport ever...