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Good afternoon Pub Night! Pay careful attention to the instruction for this email. This week contains a MadLib. Please fold your email in half and fill up the top half before proceeding.
animal:
female name:
alcoholic beverage:
adjective:
another alcoholic beverage:
profession:
male name:
gerund:
another alcoholic beverage:
Once upon a time, a young __(animal)__ named __(female name)__ mixed herself a __(alcoholic drink)__ and sat down to decide what to do with her __(adjective)__ life. While she pondered her options, she mixed herself a __(another alcoholic beverage)__ . She thought she might become a __(profession)__ , but soon realized that it would get in the way of her drinking. She called her friend __(name)__, who used to spend his days __(gerund)__ before he decided to become a professional drunk. On his advice, __(female name)__ decided to follow his advice and mixed herself __(another alcoholic beverage)__ . And they lived happily ever after.
And now that story time is over, this week we're heading to this alternative Irish bar that is at the location of the old Orchard Bar. Which none of us have been to either, but it sounds like we actually did some research, doesn't it? The bar looks to have mugs of delicious things like Goose Island IPA and Sweet Action, a nice wooden rustic feel in the back room, and also...Oh My God is that a stripper pole? God bless the Lower East Side. See you there!
- Jocelyn