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I'm trying to concentrate on writing an email for you good people, but all I can think about is my lunch. Weight Watchers® SmartOnes®: Broccoli & Cheddar Roasted Potatoes. Have you people tried this shit? It is like a baked potato drenched in something very close to movie nachos cheese, with vegetables for the ostensible purpose of nutrition. Sold by Weight Watchers. All I can think is that they are deliberately trying to sabotage people's diets to get them to redouble their efforts by buying more SmartOnes. Well played, Weight Watchers. I eagerly await your "Chicken-fried Steak," "Monte Cristo," and "Lard, Just Lard" entrees.
Despite the name, Kettle of Fish does not serve food. We will just have to get all of our calories from alcohol tomorrow night.
See you there!
-Mike and Jennifer Hudson