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Ahoy ye Pub Night Mateys!
For this week's email I thought long and hard and then decided to totally plagiarize a yelp reviewer, just because it made me laugh. Sooo thanks to Ryan M, read below and laugh and come out to the new nautical-themed Williamsburg bar "The Drink" to celebrate my one and only birthday Pub Night of the year!
They boast specialty punch (yes, you can order a glass OR a bowl, complete with punch bowl and cups - order one with me!), nice selection of beer on tap and bottled, as well as booze to make your classic cocktails, and a small but interesting wine list. They also have a back patio, so hopefully the weather is really nice and we can enjoy it.
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YAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's what I want to say to everything in this bar. It's the Yar Bar. A Maritime wonderland, neighborhood hangout bar (not a cocktail lounge) that happens to have some good cocktail, punch and beer options.
Yar, pour me a drink
Yar, Punchy Punch
Yar, look out the porthole, there be a whale of hipster watching.
Yar, the cups and ladles remind me of church picnics and old people
Yar, we can use the ceiling to chart our sail home
Or just use it as a statement...
"Drink?" - YAR
"There's a table" - YAR!
"That skinny b*tch cut in front of me and I'm going to cut her" - F@#% YAR!
"Let's Make Out" - YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
YAR, I like this bar.
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Believe it or not that's not the only..uh...poem on yelp about this bar that just opened last year. Come on out to Brooklyn already.
Safe travels!
--Rachel + R&J + yelpers